The second fish they caught was nowhere near big enough to win the prize. But, they decided to improvise. By taking their third, fourth fifth and sixth fish, carefully removing the skin, sewing it together with tiny invisible stitches and stuffing it with the remainder of their bait and a bit of sawdust, they created the largest fish of the competition. Unfortunately, they were only successful until the first judge picked it up, and three excess worms split the stitches, covering the judge in the innards. They were banned from future contests but they did make the front of Fishing Cheats Bi-monthly and got a weekly spot on local breakfast radio.
First laugh for the day.x